Well, well, well dear Bender fans. I am here to announce that I have been informed by top level exectutives of the Atlanta Braves, that Tom Glavine is more than likely finished for his career and that Braves young pitching prospect Tommy Hanson, should be called up to the big times quite soon. This unnamed executive citied Tom Glavine's ailing, 300+ game winning shoulder as the main reason. This is a good news/ bad news situation. Tom Glavine is a long time figure in the Braves rotation, although his leaving for the Mets gave rise to his nick-name of the "Benedict Brave," of course a reference to the infamous American traitor Benedict Arnold. It's always a tragedy when you don't get to hang up your cleats on a healthy note, there may still be the desire to play, but the body doesn't comply. However, on a positive note, Tommy Hanson should be up sooner rather than later. This young man was given the honor as best pitcher in the Braves organization for the 2008 season which led to many people hope that he would, in some way, be on the starting day roster either in the bullpen or the rotation.
All I can say is that I am sad to see Tommy G. possibly end his career if the source is correct, but I am bubbling with anticipation for the arrival of Tommy H.
In other Braves news, Brian McCann is going on the DL because of his left eye. Since the beginning of the season, Brian has been experiencing blurry vision and after seeing a specialist in D.C. and attempting to utilize a new contact lens, has been told he will be put on the DL. This may mean that he will be on the 15-day list a couple times because the initial prognosis is that he will have to have a second lasik eye procedure. His first eye operation was in 2007. This may come as bad news to most, myself included, but the silver lining will be that he is getting it out of the way early in the season while the pitching staff is doing a teriffic job and not at the end of the season which he could be more depended on, and that newly signed backup catcher David Ross has been, shall we say, great as his replacement. He can hit for a bit of power and is, defensively speaking, better than Brian McCann behind the plate. I hope for McCann's quick return to help balance out our lineup once again.
Recently, the Braves have been on the road, at Pittsburgh, at Washington and currently at Cincinatti. This road trip was supposed to help the Braves rebound after getting swept by the Florida Marlins at home, but has so far been a bit more rough than expected. After going 1-2 at both Pittsburgh and Washington. However, the Braves have evened up the road series today as they put a hurting on the Reds by taking the first two games of this three game series in nice form. A close game with some bench clearing excitement as Yunel Escobar got plunked and took exception as he charged toward the Reds' pitcher, Endosin Volquez. The Braves won as Mike "The Cobra" Gonzalez closed out the 9th and got his 2nd save of the year. This same game had Javier Vasquez going six strong innings and had the bullpen come in with Moylan in the 7th, Soriano in the 8th and "The Cobra" in the 9th. Today's 1pm game was a blow out as the Bravos smacked the Reds for a 10-2 victory. Derek Lowe was masterful on the mound and endeared himself to his Braves teammates by hitting Joey Votto in the same spot that Escobar was hit the night before. Chipper Jones hit a 3-run shot and pinch hitter Gerg Norton got his first hit of the season as he laced a double and got his first RBI of the year.

Well, we can hope for the sweep of the Reds as the Braves square off and send Kenshin Kawakami to the hill for the rubber match.
So until next time dear readers: pray for pitching, be proud of the Tomahawk Chop and if you need a smile, just remember when Sid slid.


